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Bristles and Thel
“Whaaatchaaaguunnaaaadooooo?” Thel asks all relatives, friends, or strangers, when determining which toilet they should use at her place. She’ll ask you that, regardless of social occasion or relationship, out loud, in front of everyone. You better have an answer for her, or you aren’t going anywhere. It’s answer or wait. It’s entirely your choice.
Bristles slowly edges his head around the back door, hoping to not get a mop on his head or something thrown at him, or to get yelled at. If Thel is nowhere in sight, he’ll dash through the house like a Melbourne Cup thoroughbred, leaving his filthy paw prints on the newly cleaned floor. He’ll bolt out the front door, into the front yard and victory, where he’ll celebrate his success. At least until Thel’s next cleaning day.
Bristles and Thel. A story of a woman and her dog, told by her dog Bristles.
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Billy's Brainwave
Eleven-year-old Billy Barnes lives with his parents and elder sister, Julia. He is usually a happy boy and spends most of his time with one of his best friends, Ali Patel.
However, Billy has a problem. A big problem! He was stopped by some older boys as he was on his way home from school. One of them demanded protection money from Billy and made it quite clear that it was pay up, or suffer the consequences!
Just how are Billy and Ali going to solve this problem, without involving Billy’s parents? If he does that, he runs a considerable risk of becoming a laughingstock in his class. He can almost hear some of the other boys shouting, “Billy Barnes has to ask his mum and dad for help, just like in reception class!”
The solution is as clever as it is simple and is the start of a number of exciting adventures for Billy and Ali.
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Bertha Spankle
Bertha Spankle is a clumsy soul who dreams of seeing the world. These tales take her on heart-stopping adventures, which teach her to follow her dreams.
Bertha finds herself in many life-changing situations, but manages to persevere… you never know what you are capable of until you try!
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Baboon on the Moon
This book is a fun rhyming book for children, all about a baboon who has made his home on the moon. Edgar St Neeze is an inquisitive baboon. Having considered the frequently asked question of whether the moon is made of cheese, he is determined to prove that it is. Follow Edgar’s adventures and discover whether or not he is successful in this hilarious and engaging book.
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All Animals Poo and We Do Too
All Animals Poo & We Do Too is a book for parents and their kids to enjoy, learn and laugh about together. If you like:
Animals
Poop Jokes
Laughing
Fascinating Facts & Fun
Rhymes and Badgers that eat Sausages
“Now, here’s a bit of Badger news, they’re sausage shaped, a Badger’s poos, But if you go to barbecues, that’s not the sausage I would choose!”Then this book is for you - buy it immediately.
"This book has more information on the subject than any encyclopaedia. Everyone must read this important book and share its fabulous facts. (Just not at the breakfast table).”
Terry Deary. Award-winning author, Horrible Histories.£12.99 -
A Dog's Divorce
When a mother and father who are recently divorced, disagree over whether Stephanie, the family dog, can go for a week to France with the father and their son, Stephanie finally goes to court herself.
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'King' Kamehameha
What would you do if a pooch suddenly arrived at your castle door and claimed to be the true sovereign?
‘King Kamehameha’ was well and truly settled in his castle, with his paw firmly under the table, and with one Toni as a possible contender to his self-made regal status, there wasn’t a problem; or, so the rascal thought.
Will you cast your undying allegiances to the cuddly, cute ‘King;’ or, will you spare a sympathetic thought, and maybe your vote, for his long-suffering servant?
Who will be the true victor?
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